Allowing official documents to lapse in Costa Rica is a nightmare, which is why I keep close tabs on them. When I saw four items pop up on my computer’s calendar this past January, I groaned. My poor husband asked what was wrong. When I explained, he wasn’t very sympathetic but he never deals with this sort of stuff.
What sort of stuff, you ask. Well, our Costa Rican cedulas de residencia (national ID cards) must be renewed by July and our US passports updated by November. My Washington State and both our Costa Rican driver’s licenses were also due to expire in June… or so I thought.
I traveled to the states in April and renewed the Washington driver’s license. It took two trips to their DMV, because, silly me, I failed to notice on their website that driver’s licensing is closed on Mondays (all other licensing services remain open, however).
It seemed oddly familiar.
I’ve talked about it before, but I will repeat, Adam Gopnik got it straight when he compared French bureaucracies to weight lifting equipment. “Each Ministry is a bit like a Nautilus machine, designed to give maximum resistance to your efforts, only to give way just at the moment of total mental failure.” His point being that the French rarely go to a gym to lift weights or run on StairMasters in fellowship with kindred spirits the way Americans do. Rather, they treat getting things done in any office of the government as an aerobic workout in itself. The same camaraderie Americans enjoy with fellow exercisers, the French get with fellow misérables in the queues. This applies to Costa Rican bureaucracies, as well, although friends who have lived in both places assure me that France takes the prize.
I approached the Costa Rican driver’s licence renewal with some trepidation. My concern: the cards had expired. This happened because of the due dates. I had tracked my US driver’s license, due 06-03-2012, and our Costa Rican licenses, due 06-02-2013, forgetting that the day and month are reversed in the two countries. So, when I set about renewing the Costa Rican license in late May (with plenty of time to spare) I suddenly had that panicky feeling you get when you realize your pocket’s been picked or you’ve misplaced your keys. It was not due in June but due last February!
I’d also read that MOPT/ COSEVI passed new rules for driver’s licenses last year. It used to be they would honor a current license from any other country. All you had to do was get a medical checkup, trot down to the San José office with some money (of course), and they’d issue a license. Not any more. Now you have to be a citizen or a resident with a current cedula (applicants need not apply). Our resident cedulas were up to date, but as I recalled our licenses were pinned to our US passports.
The first trip to COSEVI was strictly recon. I presented our licenses, passports, and cedulas. The portly guy behind the desk never batted an eye. He adjusted his belly, leaned forward, and flipped through our documents, then tossed them back on the counter in front of me. Bring your immigration paperwork showing you were issued cedulas, copies of your cedulas, the dictamen medico (medical checkup), and bank deposit slips for five thousand colones each. He never mentioned the expired license. Neither did I.
It took two weeks and two visits to the office in Limón. I was sure it would be three, the usual number of stabs it seems to take to kill any task here. The rest of that time we spent getting the medical paperwork and finding time when the bank wasn’t jammed with tourists.
The second trip to COSEVI was nip and tuck. We got through two sets of paper shufflers and were waiting in queue when the machine that prints out the plastic cards broke down. Employees bent over the device and probed its insides. Minutes ticked by. Other employees were summoned from paper shuffling to confer.The clock moved closer to noon. Finally, they called over the woman who’d processed our paperwork. She flipped up covers, un-battened hatches, and reached deep into the organs of the beast to retrieve a jammed card. More levers flipped, shutters clattered shut, and—bing!—it was online again.
We have an appointment in June to renew our residency cedulas, and then it’s on to the US Embassy.
Two down, two to go.
By November I’ll be buffed up like a veteran weight lifter.
[This essay originally appeared in The Costa Rican Times, May 29, 2013.]
4 thoughts on “This, Our Year of Renewal”
So far, for me, France still holds the crown for bureaucratic obscurantism….
Yes, you were the friend i was referring to in the post. I love that word, obscurantism! Definitely invented for places like France and Costa Rica! And obscurantism is exactly why I never pull out all my documents at once when dealing with bureaucrats. If you do, sure as hell they will ask for something you do not have. Best to present them one at a time and hope your papers exhausts their time, interest (or insert your own word here).
Oh, my. So painful. I brought Alec to get his learner’s permit last weekend and I checked and rechecked all the required documents. I even brought spares just in case. Thank God I did. They wouldn’t accept our car insurance policy as proof of residency because the issue date was not on the same page as our address.
Such a hassle, hope the other two documents go smoothly for you!
In recent years (or am I just now noticing it) the USA has become more and more like the third world with their bureaucratic policies and Dilbert loops. Helen’s word, obscurantism, is a winner! In Costa Rica, everyone who comes to any government agency has their entire file on whatever chore they are trying to accomplish. It might be a formal manila file folder or a plastic bag, you know they have every shred of paper that pertains to the issue with them. Then it becomes an endurance contest as to who will give up first. Glad your son got his learner’s permit. Soon *you* will be the suspicious car circling the park, parking and pulling out, parking and pulling out. 😉